My manager’s water just broke at work. She has finally agreed that yes she is in labor enough to leave work. Still trying to convince her that yes, hospital.

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Y’all I super want sleep. I did not fall asleep last night, I had weird disturbed dreams, and then I woke up every couple hours all night long.

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Breaking my mother’s heart all over the place with my lack of knowledge of pop culture

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Came to the sudden and horrifying realization that I do not know where my dollhouse is. A relative made it for me as a child and put all sorts of little details in. I don’t know where it is and how long it hasn’t been where I thought it was being stored.

My mom thinks we gave it away. I don’t think I would have.

Tomorrow begins a massive search of the attic.

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My mother got me chocolate trinity ice cream. She is forgiven for saying my nail polish looks like I have a disease

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Twas my last day at my current job today. Relatively painless and drama free. I expect the drama to keep reaching me though. And hopefully on to bigger and better things.

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Yesterday this dude at work offered to buy my coworker a $2,500 bracelet if she gave him her number. Originally he was there to get it for one of his three girlfriends. He hadn’t picked which one got a present yet.

He was old enough to be my grandfather, I used to work with his son. Kept my face straight but just barely.

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