Twas my last day at my current job today. Relatively painless and drama free. I expect the drama to keep reaching me though. And hopefully on to bigger and better things.

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Yesterday this dude at work offered to buy my coworker a $2,500 bracelet if she gave him her number. Originally he was there to get it for one of his three girlfriends. He hadn’t picked which one got a present yet.

He was old enough to be my grandfather, I used to work with his son. Kept my face straight but just barely.

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It’s My Birthday!
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My sister had me help her with a craft tonight (to be posted later) so we were spray painting in the garage. We didn’t realize how much paint we’d gotten on our feet and then we walked in the house and then this happened on our mother’s rug.

My sister had me help her with a craft tonight (to be posted later) so we were spray painting in the garage. We didn’t realize how much paint we’d gotten on our feet and then we walked in the house and then this happened on our mother’s rug.

So today I spent almost five hours giving advice on high school, art school, college and careers to a 14 year old girl and her mother. And they listened to me. I simultaneously feel like I am doing this adult thing right and like my life is spiraling out of control from what I had planned for myself at 14. Craziness. 

Plus I’m switching jobs in August and someone else put in my two weeks notice for me because nobody at my work understands BOUNDARIES and so I’m switching jobs. Woohoo. 

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Just put myself into a hypnosis of Sudoku instead of paying my bills. Am now overwhelmed with sleepiness.

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Autocorrect has me so trained that I automatically fix words that I read from ppl in texts. So when C texted me that there was a shooting at the oil change place he was at, I changed it in my head to “stopping.” Should not have changed it. He meant shooting.

All is well now. The shooter was taken down by the cops.

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I’m a jewelry consultant and today we had this couple come in today and she wanted a claudagh ring for an engagement ring and then a sapphire wedding band, to match her Hogwarts sorting (Ravenclaw). Her fiance was Gryffindor and he got a Celtic knot ring. Definitely an unusual couple but they were so cute together.

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